This moment will just be another story someday.

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

couldve:

oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil 

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
President Barack Obama (via runningheadlong)
bettyfey:

meanwhile on twitter

bettyfey:

meanwhile on twitter

mileysbonghit:

if i die young

bury me in satin

lay me down next to my laptop